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homogoblins 

1) The iron-containing oxygen-transport metalloprotein in the red blood cells of vertebrates.

2) The best word to substitute for the latter.
"I'm writing my paper on the cardiovascular system; in particular, the components of blood."
"Like homogoblins?"
"You mean hemoglobin."
"Yeah, homogoblins."
"What?"
"Homogoblins."
"Dammit."
homogoblins by newton64 October 13, 2008

Homogoblin 

a homosexual goblin who mates with male orcs
You see that orc get homogoblined!
Homogoblin by Tim Jeske November 16, 2004

Homogoblin 

A homogoblin is a goblin, usually gay. An individual left in the dark its whole life, resulting in gobliness - evidently gay goblinhood.

A homogoblin has the ability to turn weak-minded people gay, by the snap of its finger.

Homogoblins are genderless, but can vary from day to day.

Among homogoblins is one Homogoblin who rules them all, the throne is claimed by cancelling the current Homogoblin.

Oldest known manuscripts containing information about homogoblins date back to 371 B.C. from Transylvania.
“That is one wierd looking bloke over there...”
“No, that is no bloke, that is a homogoblin”

“How did you become gay?”
“I met a homogoblin...”
Homogoblin by KingOfGoblinDale February 15, 2021

homogoblin 

John: Look at Martin he is very hot.
Mark: You are such a homogoblin
homogoblin by mujoqd June 5, 2020

Homogoblin 

A word often confused for haemoglobin. However, not to be confused for a small green homosexual creature, often found in MMPORG's.
My blood contains homogoblin
Homogoblin by DjSatansfury November 17, 2003
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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