Holdilocks 

Someone who holds an item for another when that person does not have a hand free (they are carrying too many items). Holdilocks is typically used at a bar when a woman needs to look in her purse for something and needs a friend to hold her drink! It is a term of endearment towards the person who is holding the drink/item for a friend. (Noun)

"Jenna, will you be my holdilocks?" Jen says passing her drink to her friend. "I need to put my lipstick on." Jen, in the middle of the dance floor, begins digging in her purse for her lipstick as Jenna holds her drink.

or

"Laura, will you be my holdilocks?" Karen says passing her drink to her friend. "I want to light this cigarette."

Holdilocks by Ariel Ponyweather May 31, 2009

Goldilocks Cock

A Penis that is generally said to be of perfect Length and Girth.

Janet: I slept with Ed last night...
Mandy: Really? How big was his junk?
Janet: Well, it wasn't too small and it wasn't too big...
Mandy: Oh, he's obviously got a Goldilocks Cock then.

Goldilocks Cock by dabruce June 19, 2014

Goldilocks Cock

A variation of Goldilocks referring to one's penis that is not too big or too small.

Damn, I wish I had a Goldilocks Cock like Tom Does.

Goldilocks Cock by The Original Argoniphile June 10, 2018

Goldilocks cock

Goldilocks Cock

A Penis that is generally said to be of perfect Length and Girth

Lonnie has got me dick whipped on his Goldilocks cock since we started sleeping together.

Goldilocks cock by KKinsearchofunicorns24 September 2, 2016

Goldilocks Complex 

Being super picky about something and finding it so difficult to get what's "just right". Much like Goldilocks and her porridge, or the bears beds.

Eva had a serious Goldilocks Complex about rice. It was always too dry, or too mushy, or too sticky, and so hard to ever find one that was just right.

Goldilocks Complex by Party_Piglet October 18, 2008

Goldilocks syndrome 

When a person is excessively picky about looking for the "perfect" or "just right" option in any situation be it another person, place or thing because they believe they always have an ocean of options to choose from. So said picky person discards many potential options for very petty reasons because they believe they have infinitely better options to choose from when in reality their options are rather limited.

This girl complains about not being able to find a boyfriend. Yet she keeps tossing away many potential suitors because she's always under the belief that she can always find someone better. She's got Goldilocks syndrome, she points out this one guy is great but he is too short for her liking. She said this other guy was wonderful also but he's younger than her so that's a turn off for her. In her constant pursuit of looking for the guy who's "just right" is gonna leave her either lonely or with trashy guys for a good long while...

Goldilocks syndrome by ThaDaLinkWent July 7, 2018

Goldilocks 

A nickname commonly given to women with blond hair, or someone with a curious personality much like the real goldilocks

Goldilocks is my best friend

Goldilocks by WaveZ3000 October 3, 2017