Hoemie

That one good friend or group of friends that's there for you but everyone knows is a hoe.hhgjgjh

"Wow man that girl dresses like a slut"
"Fam back off. She's my Hoemie"

by Kyskje Du Kan Lytte January 28, 2016

A close hoemie (likely your best friend) who turned out to have been a hoe for you since like ages ago.

"You're not my homie anymore. Actually, you were never my homie. You were just a hoe, all this time."
"No, I'm your hoemie."

by dontarguewithlogic August 25, 2023

Hoemi

A homie who tries to fuck everyone you try and get with or have ever been with.

“Dude, that’s the second ex gf my homie fucked… wtf?”

“That’s not your homie, that’s your hoemi.”

by luckyseven February 6, 2022

Christmas but for all the hoes to do they thing🤪

ex; It’s that time of the year ladies #hoemis

by Teeheeandisip December 8, 2019