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hockey fuck

(n., v.) A sex act which involves a blowjob, any type of shirt and a window. The hockey fuck is an extension of the face-fuck that begins like any other face-fuck, but in the midst of it, the girls shirt is pulled up over her head, and when ejaculation is complete, smash that bitches head through a window.
Scott: Wtf are all those scars on Émilie's face?
Brad: Chris Hockey Fucked her 3 months ago.
Scott: Damn, he kinda ruined her huh?
hockey fuck by ayemcee December 13, 2007

hockey fight fuck 

When you pull the shirt over your lovers head, spin her around, punch her in the face, and fuck the shit out of her from behind.
I am talking to this girl in the parking lot outside of a strip club and "she says do you want to see my tits?". So I pulled the shirt up over her face pinning her arms up over her head, smacked her in the face, turned her around and started fucking her from behind. Afterwards I realized that was a great hockey move and dubbed it the hockey fight fuck.
hockey fight fuck by Goober Gretzky December 29, 2007

triple layer hickey fuck

The horrendous sexual act that start by the woman sucking on the males foreskin for 16 hours. This breaches the 3 layers of skin, (top foreskin, the cock itself, and underside of the foreskin) creating a hickey on the cock preventing seman from exiting the penis permanently.
P1: Dude how have you been?
P2: It’s been crazy, I can’t jerk off to my aunt because me and your wife did the Triple Layer Hickey Fuck

Hocket fucker 

Someone who partakes in the action of fucking a Hot Pocket (abbreviated to 'Hocket' for ease of speech). There are several tiers to Hocket fuckers, ranging from one-time experimenters to individuals who regularly Hocket fuck, climax into, and consume their abused Hot Pockets.
Tony accidentally posted a video of himself fucking a Hot Pocket and went viral across the world. Now everyone knows that Tony is a Hocket fucker. Whoops.
Hocket fucker by WHC_Omega February 1, 2016
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026