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Hobris (Noun)

Derived from the word Hubris (Noun) which means a person who's arrogant, presumpious, or insolent.

Hobris means someone who's acting like a Ho, but believes they are not. A person ignorant to the fact that they are infact a Ho.
"I think she's suffering from Hobris."

Or as an Adjective; Hobristic

"Stop acting Hobristic you're embarassing yourself."
Hobris by Mike Surette January 7, 2009
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Hubris’ one-nut bitch 

An arrogant asshole who insults you during a conversation believing they are so intelligent that you did not pick up on it.
The manager at Jimmy’s porn shop symposium is such a Hubris’ one-nut bitch. He actually believed that I thought you used real horses in pony play.
Related Words

hobrosexual

n. a male homosexual who is quite comfortable spending time and hanging with their male heterosexual "bro" counterparts. the hobrosexual "bros out" with the heterosexual bros and sometimes out-bros the heterosexual bros yet always maintains an enigmatic "faaaabulous" side which heterosexuals can never quite comprehend or imitate.
"Dude, bro! Todd just motorboated that hot girl that Ethan was trying to pop at! Tha's my dawg!!! NOTHING like seeing Ethan get cockblocked by Todd...Todd's the best hobrosexual around!!!

hybristophilia 

A hybristophiliac is a person (more likely a woman) who is attracted to men who commit extreme crimes, such as rape and murder. Many hybristophiliacs send fan mail to men in prison.
person 1: so do you have a crush?
hybristophiliac: yeah! he killed 12 people!
hybristophilia by tankard October 4, 2013

hybristophiles 

Hybristophilia is a paraphilia in which sexual arousal, facilitation, and attainment of orgasm are responsive to and contingent upon being with a partner known to have committed an outrage, cheating, lying, known infidelities, or crime—such as rape, murder, or armed robbery
Girl: Ted bundy is so hot! Love me a man like that.
Girl 2.0: fucking hell you’re totally one of them hybristophiles
hybristophiles by a.lex May 18, 2018

grolton and hovris 

fictional plastecine-based tv show inspired by wallace and gromit set in the universe of the dont hug me im scared television show.
mainly shown as a comedic interlude in the show.
*yellow guy watching grolton and hovris*
yellow guy: hey... hey hey... grolton is the dog

hybristo 

Slang term used for calling your self a hybristophilliac (person attracted to serial killers) , usually used by fellow hybristophilles.
Person 1:-Are you a hybristophilliac too?
Person 2:-Yeah gurl, I'm hybristo.
hybristo by Ted Bundy simp December 12, 2020