Hoarista

Girl barista's that dress skimpy or slutty to sell coffee at drive thru coffee stands.

Michael drove up the Java-slut and got a hot double tall mocha with soy from scantily clad Susan, the Hoarista.

by Comet Cunningham November 11, 2009

hoarsistant

Some one with no life who prefers to follow orders, and does nothing for them selves. Also prefers to makeout and have sex with older men and likes being called a hoarsistant.

An example is Jenny Mcarthy is a hoarsistant with passion and is proud of it. She has a sexual show called "party at the palms" on channel E.

by Maggie F December 27, 2005