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Hoard Bitch 

A girl who flirts with a large number of guys leading them on for attention. Hoard Bitches often prey on less successful men when it comes to dating as they are easy targets. They may pull men fairly frequently whilst at parties although this is simply to ensure that the men come back wanting more. Hoard Bitches are never satisfied with one man. Self respecting men should always avoid speaking to Hoard Bitches to make sure they don't become part of their 'hoard'.
Guy 1: 'I was talking to this girl at the party last weekend, seemed really nice, even got a pull'.

Guy 2: 'Careful man, she has been speaking to me to and like 4 of out mates, she even said she wants to get with your cousin at the next party'.

Guy 1: 'Woah really, I thought we really had something going?'.

Guy 2: 'Afraid not man, she is just a hoard bitch'.

Guy 1: 'Thanks for letting me know mate, guess I'll just wait for a girl who actually cares about me'.
Hoard Bitch by NathyB23 April 20, 2015
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cold hard bitch 

Simply, a cold tough woman, especially one who leads men on, have their fun and then ditch them. Also, it's the title of a 2004 hit by the band Jet, which hails from Down Under.
Ami keeps leading Keith on, they're both blitzed, but she's gonna get all she can from him and then drop him like a rock. She's a cold hard bitch.

Hard Boiled Bitch 

Someone angry and feeling small or insignificant. A person with small feelings but angry about their feelings of insecurity.
"You know what, Andrew? You're acting like a Hard Boiled Bitch today"

"He's in the bathroom crying like a Hard Boiled Bitch. He's been in there for 20 minutes now"

Bitch Hard 

An adjective describing the extreme and bitter toughness of certain activities. Bitches be hard.
Nick: "Yo Tommy, how was dat chem test?"
Tommy: "That shit was fucking bitch hard"
Nick: "Aww shit"
Bitch Hard by tomdawg August 30, 2012

Hard on Bitch 

Never Date a Hard on Bitch, unless Your Bisexual and like like shit.
A Bitch or should I say, in proper terms, a Woman who has a Dick and would like to fondle with it like men do.
Friend: Hey have you seen that one Chick? You know the one that looks like she has a dick? She's cute but sorta weird to think it would be possible she would have one and since then I dont think its true. You think I should ask her out?
You: Yeah man, if you like that shit. Its 2016 anything can be possible, especially when the plastic surgeons came into town. Thats what You call a Hard on Bitch, Aka a REAL Bisexual woman, or in other ways of terms You can think of. You can ask her out but again not unless You like that shit.
Friend: Ohh.......
Hard on Bitch by VirtualShark November 27, 2016

Hard Boiled Bitch 

When you abduct a women and lock her in a hot tub. After two weeks her skin will be very tender. that is when you turn on the jets on the hot tub. then you shave your pubs off and glue them all over her. then take her to the park and try and sell her as sasquatch. Fuck her at some point.
I totally made 7000 dollars off that hard boiled bitch I sold last week.
Hard Boiled Bitch by cambronshinn October 14, 2010

Bitch-hard

Not necessarily "rock hard" but hard enough for the bitch.
It pertains to either something with difficulty or the male genitals/penis.
-"That test was bitch-hard!"
-"Dude my dick is bitch-hard, shit man."
Bitch-hard by AsianAlmighty January 20, 2014
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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