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Hissan
A cultured alpha male who thinks everything is waifu material. Loves anime girls and hentai and is most likely to get a zero two body pillow in the future. Has messy hair like a psycho, looks like a psycho, sick in the head and always has too much energy ! Muscular physique and usually addicted to bulking and protein shakes. Listens to anime music every second of his life
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Hissan
A cultured alpha male who thinks everything is waifu material. Loves anime girls and hentai and is most likely to get a zero two body pillow in the future. Has messy hair like a psycho, looks like a psycho, sick in the head and always has too much energy ! Muscular physique and usually addicted to bulking and protein shakes. Listens to anime music every second of his life
Hissan
A cultured alpha male who thinks everything is waifu material. Loves anime girls and hentai. Most likely destined to get zero two body pillow in the future. Has messy hair like a psycho, looks like a psycho, sick in the head and always has too much energy ! Super muscular and talks in a sus af way. Listens to anime music every 5 minutes and overdoses on protein shakes
Hassan-Chop!
A Looney Tunes cartoon episode, starring Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck, in which they make a left turn at Albuquerque and end up in a Tale of Arabian Nights. They encounter a burly guard with a sword who protects the treasures and yells "Hassan Chop" while he tries to behead or slash anyone with theft thought
Secrets are disclosed in every tale, bugs bunny should have made the left turn at Albuquerque, now he has to save Daffy Duck from Mr. Hassan-Chop! the burly guard who protected a huge secret.. Sadie is a calico cat
Hassan-Chop! by daywalkz June 14, 2015
Hustle Hassan
The god himself, a man of pure class and comedic style.
Phenomenal delivery, as well as comedic timing that is so great, it will knock the socks off anyone that opposes.
To be classified as a 'Hustle Hassan', an individual has to develop a sense of humor that is impeccable to match,
he/she must spend hours a day writing jokes that he/she will most likely never use, and movie scripts that will never
come to fruition.
'Hustle Hassan's' typically take pride in spending the majority of the day writing punchlines to jokes, but never to
actually use them, but to instead burn all of them in front of him/her whilst listening to James Blunts "Good Bye My
Lover" in the middle of the night while indulging in a cup of strawberry lemonade.
Hustle Hassan's typically have podcasts that everyone and their left nut listens to. These podcasts typically offend
those that listen to it, but those that listen are too pussy to say otherwise.
Phenomenal delivery, as well as comedic timing that is so great, it will knock the socks off anyone that opposes.
To be classified as a 'Hustle Hassan', an individual has to develop a sense of humor that is impeccable to match,
he/she must spend hours a day writing jokes that he/she will most likely never use, and movie scripts that will never
come to fruition.
'Hustle Hassan's' typically take pride in spending the majority of the day writing punchlines to jokes, but never to
actually use them, but to instead burn all of them in front of him/her whilst listening to James Blunts "Good Bye My
Lover" in the middle of the night while indulging in a cup of strawberry lemonade.
Hustle Hassan's typically have podcasts that everyone and their left nut listens to. These podcasts typically offend
those that listen to it, but those that listen are too pussy to say otherwise.
Person 1: Dude, my left nut hurts.
Person 2: Fuck yo couch homie
Person 1: HAHA, I haven't laughed that hard since Titanic, Hustle Hassan head ass.
Person 2: Fuck yo couch homie
Person 1: HAHA, I haven't laughed that hard since Titanic, Hustle Hassan head ass.
Hustle Hassan by WittyIG November 30, 2018
word for hispanic spics
word for hispanic spics is i killed they're whole race and they pussied out and took credit and now their leader is in prison for them
word for hispanic spics by Joseph Greenwood January 20, 2022
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