Hippotimize

The act of stealing a hippopotamus for LARP purposes

Man1 - "Hey we should get a hippopotamus for our warband"
Man2 - " Great idea, we'll just go over to the local zoo and Hippotimize one"

Hippotimize by Jedrick Skuggason June 28, 2018

Hippotize 

Transforming a human and/or animal into a hippo for the rest of eternity.

Example: "Oi! Peanut head! I'll hippotize you!" "I swear you'll get hippotized one day!" "I'll make you as undesirable as the girl I hippotized!"

Hippotize by Wenno August 13, 2018

Hippotized 

The best hippo band in existence uses lots of common phrases. Mascot is a hippo

Ron: hey have you heard Hippotized's new album?
Lil Peep: Yea, the new Christmas release right? Dope as fuck.

Hippotized by Bork Bork Woof Woof Growl September 15, 2020

Hippotomises 

I got confused between hypothesises and hippopotamus.

He hippotomises the enduring gravitas of Mark.

Hippotomises by Blasphemous Essayist September 1, 2025