Hippotimize

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The act of stealing a hippopotamus for LARP purposes

Man1 - "Hey we should get a hippopotamus for our warband"
Man2 - " Great idea, we'll just go over to the local zoo and Hippotimize one"

Hippotimize by Jedrick Skuggason June 28, 2018

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Hippotize

Transforming a human and/or animal into a hippo for the rest of eternity.

Example: "Oi! Peanut head! I'll hippotize you!" "I swear you'll get hippotized one day!" "I'll make you as undesirable as the girl I hippotized!"

Hippotize by Wenno August 13, 2018

Related Words

Hippotimize • Hippotize • Hippotized • Hippotomises

Hippotized

The best hippo band in existence uses lots of common phrases. Mascot is a hippo

Ron: hey have you heard Hippotized's new album?
Lil Peep: Yea, the new Christmas release right? Dope as fuck.

Hippotized by Bork Bork Woof Woof Growl September 15, 2020

Hippotomises

I got confused between hypothesises and hippopotamus.

He hippotomises the enduring gravitas of Mark.

Hippotomises by Blasphemous Essayist September 1, 2025

hippotize

When you hypnotize a hippo.

He hippotized the hippo with his amazing dancing skills.

hippotize by Meow meow wow August 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026