Hey Siri

Your portable virtual assistant that the FBI is probably using to spy on you with

User - “Hey Siri, call mom”

Siri - “That wasn’t in my job description, I ain’t doing that for you.”

User - “That’s it, I’m going back to Samsung.”

Hey Siri by Hey Alexa January 31, 2019

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Hey Siri

the stupid thing my brother uses even when he has the phone in his hand

Bro: "Hey Siri, what's the weathe-"
Me: "Shut the fuck up, you have the damn phone in your hand, hold the button and call it a day. its genuinely annoying."

Hey Siri by anonymous October 11, 2021

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Hey Siri • hey siri call 911 • hey • Hey man • hey hey hey • hey lol • Hey Ya • Hey Guys • Hey Hey • hey mamas

hey siri call 911

Something you use to call 911 with

Person 1: Hey Siri call 911

Person 2: Can I order a pizza

hey siri call 911 by Mr. Myanmar October 18, 2023

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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