Herpex

Also known as Herpankerthardman HCl.
A fictional anti-herpes prescription medicine that has the side effect of "giving you the semi-controllable ability to teleport." May not actually cure herpes.

Guy: "Ever since I got herpex, sneaking into my girlfriend's womens only college is a snap!"
*POIT*
Girl: "So it completely cured your herpes?"
Guy: "No, um . . . Not the herpes."
*POIT*

by Escapist January 28, 2008