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Also known as Herpankerthardman HCl.
A fictional anti-herpes prescription medicine that has the side effect of "giving you the semi-controllable ability to teleport." May not actually cure herpes.
Guy: "Ever since I got herpex, sneaking into my girlfriend's womens only college is a snap!"
*POIT*
Girl: "So it completely cured your herpes?"
Guy: "No, um . . . Not the herpes."
*POIT*
Herpex by Escapist January 28, 2008
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arse herpes 

The ultimate sexually transmitted disease, suggestive of slutty sexual behaviour.
Mary: “hey you bastard you’ve given me herpes”
Dave: “most likely arse herpes”
arse herpes by Chrish77 August 3, 2019

herpes fuck 

When you knowingly have sex with someone who has herpes or some other sexual transmitted disease solely because they are extremely attractive and/or you are extremely sexually aroused.
"I can't believe you are trying to fuck her!" Jared said
"Why?" Thomas asked, "She's really hot!"
"You remember 'hot-balls Dan'? Who do you think gave him the hot balls? He was warned and he herpes fucked her anyway"
"I'll use a condom, because I am going to herpes fuck her too. She is hot and I have me some blue balls," Thomas retorted.
"'hot-balls Dan' used a condom too," Jared responded, "Her scabs tore a hole in it!"
Thomas said, "Well.... YOLO! I am going to eat that... well maybe not eat it.... but I am going to fuck that pussy!"
herpes fuck by Nutzen YerMouf February 22, 2018

Seaside Herpes 

Seaside herpes are obtained when you follow a trend and go to seaside for spring break and hang around a bunch of people during a pandemic and hook-up with 12 people in one sitting
Oh you went to seaside this spring break?? And you was around Eliza, Ava, Bella, Claire, Chloe, AND ASHLEY???? You got me FUCKKEDDD up if you think imma spend one more second around yo seaside herpes havin basic ass
Seaside Herpes by Traukiee March 15, 2021

mouthal herpes

Herpes of the mouth. Not to be confused by oral herpes, which is entirely different, obviously.
Its main source of distribution is the swapping of generally similar looking bottles.
Sue: Hey Sam, I may have misappropriated my bottle and it looks like yours.

Sam: Oh no, perhaps you now have mouthal herpes. That is not fun.
mouthal herpes by Yourski December 18, 2013

craft herpes

Glitter. Like the STD herpes, once you have glitter on you, you cannot get rid of it. If you have glitter on you and you touch someone, they will suddenly have glitter on them. You may think that you have washed it all off, but one day you will be in the right light and notice it on you somewhere.

There are many forms of craft herpes, including:

+Low-grade chunky - The kind that is usually used in grade school. Easiest of the outbreaks to wash off

+Glitter glue/liquid squeeze on - Harder to wash away than low-grade chunky due to the fact that it is in some form of an adhesive.

+Fine to micro-fine - Commonly called pixie or fairy dust due to it's resemblance to effect used in movies to show the "magic". The hardest form to remove and the easiest to get. It is dust like and is everywhere. Often found at parties, fairs, and anywhere that people dressed as pixies or fairies can be found-usually being blown into crowds of people by the handful.
+"I was at the party when that wanna be raver started spreading craft herpes! I think she threw a bag of fairy dust in the fan!"

+"I thought I'd gotten it all weeks ago but when I looked in the mirror just now, I had a piece of glitter by my eye!"

+"Just when I thought I was safe, this girl came up to me and sprayed me with something. I looked and I was covered with glitter! They have spray on craft herpes now!"
craft herpes by Kitysrblk June 21, 2011
Word of the Day on July 5, 2024

Hungarian Herpe Bagels 

A traditional and delicious treat coming to your breakfast plate straight out of Central Europe. An HHB is created by smothering a bagel of your choosing with herb-infused goat cheese, lox, fresh herpes and just a sprinkle of cock. Feel free to throw in some minced tomatoes to subdue that pungent Hungarian herpe flavor we're all too familiar with.
Greg: Dude im starving

Tommy: Don't worry Greggy, Tommy gonna make you hungarian herpe bagels!

Greg: You don't know dick about making breakfast

Tommy: Tommy great chef! Tommys guests always come back for seconds!
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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