Henwart 

A person of robust stature. Can more commonly be observed sleeping, with or without headphones. When not snoring or sneezing like a bitch, a Henwart can be observed peeking from around the corners of cubicles, likely with a bag of Cheetos in hand. Though not superstitious a Henwart does display slight inclinations of paranoia. To his own credit, this trepid feeling of unease regarding the ever observant eye of “THE MAN” was recently confirmed. It seems a Henwart foiled a heinous scheme involving the human replacement of a local office gnome; see Zaccheo. Though incredulous, few Northerners dismiss the event as rumor, rather believing the hideous tumor resting atop his head has endowed him with the supernatural power of “Keeping it Real”.

There I was just cooling with the fellas and who walks in? Thats right, B-Double Dizzle. Pants sagging, Robot swaggin and twice large as life. A Henwart if ever was.

Dang Cuz, aint no one watching! You're starting to trip yo. Relax. Don't Henwart up on me now.

Last night was bombing! Had that girl screamin loud as a sneeze from a Henwart, and be tapping her sister tonight. Tomorrow night...DoubleDutch. Tag da'bofem! Boom-Boom-Pow!!!

Henwart by NightShifter August 31, 2009

Henward 

Synonym for "hire-purchase"

if you don't have the cash, just slap it on Henward.

Henward by Wayne July 19, 2006

hewart 

hewart is the most epic name of names

Dude 1: I would love to be named hewart
Dude 2: Me too

hewart by Noah tala September 28, 2020

hewart 

hewart is the most epic name of names

Dude 1: I would love to be named hewart

Dude 2: me too

hewart by Noah tala September 28, 2020