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Hempfield High School 

A school in a populus area where 74 IQ at most, 1.9 GPA, weed smoking small penis inbred people are located and every Girl is a fucking slut, bitch, dog, whore, mut, prostitute living with their 47-55 year old fathers and every Guy who lives here is a below average person in every aspect, druggies, thirsty for pussy, wannabe gangster. Don't get me started with the actual school though because there is shit dripping down from every ceiling at every high school and almost half of the teachers/staff are pregnant in almost every year. Dog shit, off brand, no skills people maybe 100 people out of 49,000 in the district are skilled at something.

Hempfield High School 

A hell hole that spends multimillions on ipads and sports fields for students and athletes that cant play or learn for shit. It is also so ridiculously overpopulated they should be sending more students to other districts, or spending their supposedly vast financial assets on a bigger school.
"So Gerald is moving to hempfield high school eh?" "Yeah, there are so many people there they should just let him stay"
Hempfield High School by The transfer September 25, 2016

Hempfield Area High School

Hemppfield High School is a place that 9th, 10th, 11th, and 12th graders go to "learn".


Teachers get off topic with every class discussion

The teachers here swear at the most random points during class

At random times during class the teachers cell phone will ring and they will actually answer and discuss with the person on the other end what they are doing that night


The football team here sucks --- the only reason people keep coming to the games is to watch the pride and joy of Hempfield....the SARTAN MARCHING BAND!!!

This band performs at multiple festivals and marches in numerous parades. - March 11-17th they went to Hawaii to celebrate the 50th statehood and perform in the parade and at pearl harbor....
MR. K - okay so yesterday we were talking about how the Natives in "Dances With Wolves" reacted when they tasted sugar for the first time....

FRED - Mr. K have you ever ate a buffalo heart?

MR. K - no but i have tasted.....
SARAH - (in back of room) you no you go to Hempfield Area High School when you talk about eating hearts...

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