Hem, hem, hem 

Basicly means "gimme!" What someone says when they REALLY want something, but no one's giving them anything cuz they can't ask and they never bring anything to the table. Usually a mooch.

Alex: "Hey, does anyone wanna hit this weed? Anyone at all?"
Dave: "Hem, hem, hem!"

Hem, hem, hem by fade650 February 10, 2010

hem shave 

Shaving your legs only up to where the top of your hemline reaches due to lack of time, laziness, or because you never wear pants that are any shorter.

I had to hem shave last night because I didn't have time before my date.

That's nasty.

hem shave by Yogurt86 March 7, 2011

Hem and haw 

1. To complain or debate at length about a subject.
2. To make a noise or talk about something at length to waste time.

The politician hem and hawd on the floor of the senate to keep the bill from being called to a vote.

Hem and haw by Mubun May 2, 2010

hem haw 

See dilly dally. Procrastinate, especially in speaking; a failure to get to the point or a purposeful avoidance of making one's point. Can also be used in place of dilly dally in avoid an unpleasant task, such as a chore, although dilly dally would be better here.

"Don't hem haw around; tell me what she said."

hem haw by David Porter October 13, 2003

eye hem sofa king We Todd Ed 

well you are, just read it fast, you know?

Hey Adrian!...yeah you...read this "eye hem sofa king We Todd Ed!" No way, yeah, you really are!

eye hem sofa king We Todd Ed by Rick May 18, 2004

B-hem 

The slang term for Bethlehem, Pa. Located in the Lehigh Valley, between A-town, and E-ton.

FTW? We gotta drive all the way to B-hem to pick up this chick?

B-hem by Southsidex3life August 30, 2007

Hem Up 

A tie up as in handcuffs. To end up caught or something/someone who get's you caught.

He wanted to smoke in his room, but i told him that is a hem up because his mom could walk in at any time.

Hem Up by Frosty Kittens October 20, 2010