Heeney 

A crazy ass whore who is easy and has severe mental and weight problems.
Loves to cut herself on random places because she drinks blood, sometimes she will go as far as biting people just to get to it.
Is a really bad slut who loves to get played and shove things up her vagina ( Usually carrots or large cucumbers) sometimes she will write the name of the person she desires onto said object.
Sometimes participates in animal fetishes such as putting tuna on areas and getting animals to eat it off.
Can also be referenced to when off your face drunk.

God your a Heeney...

Heeney by ewu#kfj,mskx#asdlifjrg April 27, 2011

heene 

A person who stages an elaborate lie aimed at garnering attention, esp. with the intent of financial gain.

"Check this out - I got these crutches and this fake cast - I'm gonna try to get into the club for free."

"Dude. You are a total heene."

heene by gregor_y October 18, 2009

Richard Heene 

The "alleged" perpetrator of the "balloon boy" hoax.

Richard Heene would probably sell one of his children into slavery to get on television.

Richard Heene by c.s. lewis sr. October 22, 2009

heaney 

Usually the last name of an Irish gentlemen. "Heaney"s are extremely hard working, and modest. Usually they will do anything for their friends or family. They can be shy, but always have a great sense of humor if you get to know them.

Ralph Heaney is the best worker we've ever had, even though he will tell you he's not that great.

heaney by Squatting Dog January 28, 2015

heened 

intoxicated, drunk, off your face.

alternative meaning - on a sugar high.

After two shandies I was totally heened.

heened by Gabrielle April 23, 2003

Daniel Henney 

Born on November 28, 1979 in Carson City, Michigan; Daniel Henney(25) is half Korean and half British American. He started modeling in the US in 2001 and has been modeling eversince in other countries. He started acting when he got a role to play Henry Kim in the Korean drama "My Lovely Sam-soon." Currently he is residing in Korea to learn more about his Korean roots and to become active as a "true Korean."

Daniel Henney is the hottest asian model I have ever seen in my life! I'm going to marry him!

Daniel Henney by omg_itz_jenny July 24, 2008

Falcon Heene 

AKA Balloon Boy. A 6 year old Master Troll. Fooled the entire world when he let his dad's "experimental" homemade weather balloon out of their garage. The Balloon took off and his family assumed the boy was trapped inside of it. Everybody in northern Colorado from the local police to the National Guard set off going after the balloon, assuming that the boy was trapped inside of it. Little did they know that young Falcon was actually hiding in a box in the family's attic playing with toys and taking a nap. Some say that the family staged the entire thing for attention, since the family had appeared in the show "Wife Swap" in March 2009. Are these allegations true? Only time will tell.

TV Reporter: ZOMG the balloon is down! The ballon is down! The police are now smashing it with axes and sledgehammers to open it up and see if the boy is in there! Wait a minute.....the balloon is empty! I repeat, the ballon is empty! Police are speculating that the boy may have fallen down from the balloon during the ordeal.

An hour later......

TV Reporter: Reports are coming in that the boy was actually hiding in a box in the family's attic the entire time!

Falcon Heene: I played with my toys and took a nap.

The World: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- THAT FAMILY OWES US A DEAD KID!

Falcon Heene by Prawn Hunter October 16, 2009