Amber Heard

Mattress Turd, Cockney rhyming slang for fecal matter found in ones bed.

Oh man, that girl I bought back for a hookup totally left an Amber Heard in my bed.

by Mungaloid April 27, 2022

Amber Heard

A sex act involving the following steps
Step 1 take a shit on their pillow

Step 2 smear that shit around

Step 3 hold their face on that shit covered pillow

Step 4 insert your member in their anus ride their ass
Step 5 repeatedly donkey punch them in the back of the head
Step 6 overstay your welcome in that relationship for up to ten years

It is different from an Alabama hot pocket or a frosty Jim in that it does not involve fecal insertion.

A transexual gave Alan an Amber Heard.

I paid her for an Amber Heard

He is going for an Amber Heard

by Bryan 1888 May 10, 2022

Amber Heard

Rhyming slang for a villainous "turd" implying foul play, nastiness, noxious, threatening, or menace beyond a normal defection

"He's only gone and done an Amber Heard" - i.e. taken a large shit in the bed either accidentally or on purpose
"I'm away for an Amber" - i.e. a night on the piss followed by a curry and a shit so bad the the neighbours are likely to call the police

by sleiper April 29, 2022

Amber Heard

To make a mistake; to shit the bed

It was an that moment Tom knew he Amber Hearded when he decided to go out with Kate and not Melissa

by Amber Nerf Hearder April 24, 2022

Amber Heard

Rhyming slang for "Turd". Took over from "James Hird" around mid 2022, whilst her cable laying antics in Johnny Depp's bed were revealed during their court case.

"Back in a minute Gary, just have to take a quick Amber Heard".
Or "are you going to be long in there Mike" "Nah mate, I dropped an Amber, just have to finish the paperwork"

by <h4rli3 May 14, 2022

Amber Heard

To shit the bed

The bed recieved an Amber Heard in the morning.

by CharmCitylo May 14, 2022

An Amber Heard

An act of defecation on a sleep space, typically a bed.

I playfully threatened my wife that I was gonna take an Amber Heard when we got home, she politely asked that I didnt poop on the bed as I would be washing the sheets.

by The Bucket is Empty May 12, 2022