Health Scare

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1. a phrase to describe an ugly person
2. a person that is attractive but is known to sleep around a lot. High risk of STD's.

1. "That girl is so hideous she should be considered a health scare."
2. "Erin is hot, but with amount of people she has screwed I think she is a bit of a health scare."

Health Scare by Felix Tripp February 2, 2007

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healthy scare

A nice surprise, like a surprise birthday party.

Bob had a healthy scare when his family had a surprise party for him.

healthy scare by TheFormalPanda January 8, 2015

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Healthcare.gov

Verb: to fail miserably at the only job you have, to be a complete waste of time and money

In philosophy class this week Netflix healthcare.goved when an episode of "Everybody Loves Raymond" wouldn't load.

Healthcare.gov by ThatGuyFromPhilosophy November 19, 2013

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Canadian Healthcare™

Killing yourself or assissted suicide

If you really want to die you should seek Canadian Healthcare™

Canadian Healthcare™ by The_Real_Rusty_Shackleford December 31, 2022

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healthcare.gov

A poorly designed website managed by a pack of rural South African Apes on a server running Windows 95 connected to a dial-up.

1: Yo, have you checked out healthcare.gov?
2: What? That piece of monkey-managed bullshit? I'd rather install Windows Vista on my computer...

healthcare.gov by Kronos21 October 26, 2013

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Universal Healthcare

A system for providing medical attention to people, of which Americans have absolutely noe experience, knowledge or understandig of. Yet they have a million strong, gut wrenching opinions about it.

American: "Hey i dont want your "socialiced medicine" system in my country! I am an expert on national healtcare systems. Insurance companies are the Gods of knowledge and all scientists are retards and Universal Healthcare is communism.

European: "Ok.. whatever... I'll go and have my free MRI tomorrow, and take my kids to the doctor for the annual free check."

Universal Healthcare by The Incredible Nerd/Junkie December 18, 2010

Free healthcare card

Something Bri'ish people use to win any argument with any American

American: Bri'ish people have bad teeth lol

Bri'ish person: Oi bruv 'least I don't 'ave bad 'elfcare loike you stewpid americans. Quite sad innit?

American: Bruh you just used the Free healthcare card

Free healthcare card by I love play with my CoC friend June 27, 2022

Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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