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Health Scare

1. a phrase to describe an ugly person
2. a person that is attractive but is known to sleep around a lot. High risk of STD's.
1. "That girl is so hideous she should be considered a health scare."
2. "Erin is hot, but with amount of people she has screwed I think she is a bit of a health scare."
by Felix Tripp February 2, 2007
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healthy scare

Bob had a healthy scare when his family had a surprise party for him.
by TheFormalPanda January 8, 2015
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Healthcare.gov

Verb: to fail miserably at the only job you have, to be a complete waste of time and money
In philosophy class this week Netflix healthcare.goved when an episode of "Everybody Loves Raymond" wouldn't load.
by ThatGuyFromPhilosophy November 19, 2013
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Canadian Healthcare™

If you really want to die you should seek Canadian Healthcare
by The_Real_Rusty_Shackleford December 31, 2022
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healthcare.gov

A poorly designed website managed by a pack of rural South African Apes on a server running Windows 95 connected to a dial-up.
1: Yo, have you checked out healthcare.gov?
2: What? That piece of monkey-managed bullshit? I'd rather install Windows Vista on my computer...
by Kronos21 October 26, 2013
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Universal Healthcare

A system for providing medical attention to people, of which Americans have absolutely noe experience, knowledge or understandig of. Yet they have a million strong, gut wrenching opinions about it.
American: "Hey i dont want your "socialiced medicine" system in my country! I am an expert on national healtcare systems. Insurance companies are the Gods of knowledge and all scientists are retards and Universal Healthcare is communism.

European: "Ok.. whatever... I'll go and have my free MRI tomorrow, and take my kids to the doctor for the annual free check."
by The Incredible Nerd/Junkie December 18, 2010
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Free healthcare card

Something Bri'ish people use to win any argument with any American
American: Bri'ish people have bad teeth lol

Bri'ish person: Oi bruv 'least I don't 'ave bad 'elfcare loike you stewpid americans. Quite sad innit?

American: Bruh you just used the Free healthcare card
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