Hazlet is a middle class town inbetween Keansburg and Holmdel. Hazlet kids are usually assholes and don't know what a personality is, just looks. They think they're better than everyone else. The school system doesn't do shit for bullying. Most dumb bitches smoke and get drunk. Like, that's all they do. (I smoke, but not as much as them. Fr, ya'll got a problem.) Bullying is a big issue lmao.
Dumbass Hazlet Bitch 1: Ew, why tf her hair that color?
Regular Hazlet Girl: Uhh, 'cause she was born with it?
Dumbass Hazlet Bitch 2: It looks gross.
Regular Hazlet Girl: Bro, you and her got the same hair color, lmaoo. Bye.
Regular Hazlet Girl: Uhh, 'cause she was born with it?
Dumbass Hazlet Bitch 2: It looks gross.
Regular Hazlet Girl: Bro, you and her got the same hair color, lmaoo. Bye.
by some girl lmao May 11, 2020
A town in the east coast, next to Holmdel, Keansburg, and Middletown. every town around hazlet hates every person that lives there. only a few people in hazlet are descent people. they believe they are better than everyone else. In my opinion, its a town that u have to be raised in to even be able to live there. the people in this town are all wanna be gangsta. they try to act tough but always end up being a pussy. i live there and let me tell you... all the teenagers do is drink, smoke, and fuck while the younger teens just walk around to one of the schools to just chill. they always are judging people on appearance instead of personality. everyone in hazlet has to hav the same haircut from the same place. they all listen to the same music. only rap. you cant listen to anything else than rap or they will go all pussy ass on you and they will say fight me.
Hazlet Kid 1: yo, look at that kid.
Hazlet Kid 2:What Kid, yo?
Hazlet Kid 1:That kid to the right. He has long hair. Lets jump him.
Hazlet Kid 2: Yea lets jump that fag. hes mad doofy.
Long Hair Kid:(beats the shit out of the two kids, then calls his friends)i thought hazlet kids were tough
Kid on Phone: they look like they are.
Long Hair Kid: no, i just got jumped by 2 of them. they are a bunch of pussies
Kid on phone: ohh, good now lets go jump those doofy muthafuckas (making fun of the hazlet kids)
Hazlet Kid 2:What Kid, yo?
Hazlet Kid 1:That kid to the right. He has long hair. Lets jump him.
Hazlet Kid 2: Yea lets jump that fag. hes mad doofy.
Long Hair Kid:(beats the shit out of the two kids, then calls his friends)i thought hazlet kids were tough
Kid on Phone: they look like they are.
Long Hair Kid: no, i just got jumped by 2 of them. they are a bunch of pussies
Kid on phone: ohh, good now lets go jump those doofy muthafuckas (making fun of the hazlet kids)
by ciscooooo July 1, 2009
This term specifically refers to the girls of West Keansburg who no longer want to be categorized as being part of a gang or the wrong side of town.
Refers to the area known as West Keansburg, except in a better light.
Neighborhoods such as 1st street to 13th street, Munro Avenue, Poplar, Pinewood, Brown Ave, and other neighborhoods on the West Keansburg side of 36 are included in this category.
The girls from East Hazlet are much like those from the rest of Hazlet, except for the fact that they are bad ass.
No one from Palmer Avenue is considered West Keansburg nor east Hazlet. You bitches have to come up with your own neighborhood.
Refers to the area known as West Keansburg, except in a better light.
Neighborhoods such as 1st street to 13th street, Munro Avenue, Poplar, Pinewood, Brown Ave, and other neighborhoods on the West Keansburg side of 36 are included in this category.
The girls from East Hazlet are much like those from the rest of Hazlet, except for the fact that they are bad ass.
No one from Palmer Avenue is considered West Keansburg nor east Hazlet. You bitches have to come up with your own neighborhood.
Jess: "I hate when people say I'm not from West Keanburg!"
Lauren: "Oh please, West Keansburg is so played out. I'd so rather be from East Hazlet."
Jess: "Oh true!"
Lauren: "Oh please, West Keansburg is so played out. I'd so rather be from East Hazlet."
Jess: "Oh true!"
by sloptartcascioismyhero March 20, 2007
The junior high school of town called Hazlet, in New Jersey. I used to go there. It's the best place to get girls, weed, and booze at a young age. Everyone does most of their growing up here. Don't be a lobby kid in raritan. West Keansburg trash think their the shit, Raritan Valley snobs think their the shit, but everyone in between is decently down to earth. One of the best schools out there, with the best girls.
Middletown Kid: yo you go to Hazlet Middle School??
Hazlet Kid: Hell yeah
Middletown Kid: you probably got so much pussy
Hazlet Kid: Hell yeah
Middletown Kid: you probably got so much pussy
by Kidwithdefininitions August 18, 2016