Hayden is a fuckboy who has many girlfriends over a 6 month period about 6. He is a try hard and thinks he’s big but isn’t, he changes his hair every month getting worse by the day and his insta game is insta gay, DO NOT BECOME FRIENDS WITH HAYDEN
Person 1: RUN ITS THAT FUCK BOY HAYDEN
by JOHNNNNNNNOOOOOO May 1, 2019
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The fattest piece of shit you could ever meet. Watches so much porn his dick can't get hard. He has the tinnest penis. Hayden will eat everything in your fridge. If you ever meet a Hayden put that piece of shit in the trash.
Guy 1: Oh god it's a Hayden
Guy2:Put that piece of shit in the trash
by PieceOfTruth January 6, 2019
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An ugly stupid bitch can and will never get a girlfriend the ugliest male alive; the dumbass in the group can't figure out anything. No one likes him because of his appearance is not athletic
Guy 1: umm who's that ugly bitch
Guy 2: oh his names Hayden
by lovecycle23 April 15, 2013
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A guy who makes you feel guilty as shit after he makes you uncomfortable and you break up with him. Its not my fault his little mustache stubble was rubbing my lip weirdly. Anyways, hes a jerk. Don't fall for this.
Wow, that guys such a Hayden...I'm gonna go cry.
by Innocent_101 May 13, 2011
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An absolute fucking bitch ass nerd who still plays titan fall 2
Guy 1: Hey dude look at that guy he looks like a nerd
Guy 2: yeah I know what a fucking Hayden
by COMMUNIST KOAT HANGER October 10, 2019
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A person so unbelievably kind that your heart evaporates every time you see them. His face is enough to sustain you for a week. His voice is as soft as his skin and is one of the few humans who never give up on people. He is adorable, slightly short and chubby but a wonderful Asian human being
That person is so nice, they must be a Hayden
by theradianceofhim October 23, 2020
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Not funny at all
Thinks he’s funny but spends 30 minutes thinking of a joke but the joke is never funny, calls everyone overused jokes
I’m as funny as Hayden
by Lizadaddy May 4, 2020
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