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1. when an object is arm's length away and you still can't see it

2. when you feel it necessary to squint when reading

3. if you were at a certain location but missed a phenomenal event

4. if you're re-telling a story but mix up the details in your favor
yooo. did you see that?!" "huh? no, what happened?" "damn, you got that hatu-vision." OR "didn't you see me waving at you?" "nah, sorry. i couldn't see you." "oh, right. you're on that hatu-vision right now.
by yasmean February 19, 2011
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