Halxmon

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A stray dog that likes to play baseball games such as HCBB and KBA. This man is known very much for his devastating number of nukes hit. The owner of this dog is brought out to be K_iillza.

"Who's up to bat John?"
"It's Halxmon"
"Well Fuck"

Halxmon by Killza March 18, 2022

Words you can keep

haxmonkey

A person whom regards themselves as 'haxmonkey' actually would infer that this person does program but is also some goof like a monkey.

So if you're a 'haxmonkey' you might be a really good programmer but you're still a monkey on the inside.

Jim: There goes Bob again.
Sally: What's he doing now?
Jim: Well he's being a total haxmonkey again. He's goofing around after completing that new code for the website.
Sally: I have a crush on Bob.
Jim: ...

haxmonkey by The Real HaxMonkey July 11, 2009

Related Words

Halxmon • haxmonkey • hallmon • Halmon • halmonburger • hall monitor • half mongrel • half money • Hall Monitor Mod • Hall Monkey

halmonburger

Also known as the "salmon beefburger" A hamburger with grilled salmon topping. Once considered to be madness, now it haunts the minds of those who hear rumor of its existence.

Yo, brah, this halmonburger is blowing my mind.

halmonburger by brave_enkidu October 20, 2008

Halmon

A sandwich created by placing a ham steak on each side of a salmon filet and baking it.

Brandon, I'm hungry, bake me a quick halmon.

Halmon by Bstew December 11, 2011

haxmonkey

A person who thinks they are good with computers, but isn't.

Hey, look at Joe. He's trying to program C++ with a typewriter. What a haxmonkey!

haxmonkey by Alway11 May 7, 2007

hallmon

The COOLEST of the cool, lubes up with her drool, isnt afraid to deep throat inanimate objects like sharpies. One of the only band kids that can pull off being cool.

Wow Hallmon, you really can deep throat a sharpie!

hallmon by A band kid October 21, 2017

haxmonkey

One who masturbates so frequently that they can no longer release the dogs.

Man, david is so horny hes a freakin haxmonkey!

haxmonkey by chupomigrandepetos March 5, 2011

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026