Halxmon

A stray dog that likes to play baseball games such as HCBB and KBA. This man is known very much for his devastating number of nukes hit. The owner of this dog is brought out to be K_iillza.

"Who's up to bat John?"
"It's Halxmon"
"Well Fuck"

by Killza March 18, 2022

haxmonkey

A person whom regards themselves as 'haxmonkey' actually would infer that this person does program but is also some goof like a monkey.

So if you're a 'haxmonkey' you might be a really good programmer but you're still a monkey on the inside.

Jim: There goes Bob again.
Sally: What's he doing now?
Jim: Well he's being a total haxmonkey again. He's goofing around after completing that new code for the website.
Sally: I have a crush on Bob.
Jim: ...

by The Real HaxMonkey July 11, 2009

halmonburger

Also known as the "salmon beefburger" A hamburger with grilled salmon topping. Once considered to be madness, now it haunts the minds of those who hear rumor of its existence.

Yo, brah, this halmonburger is blowing my mind.

by brave_enkidu October 20, 2008

Halmon

A sandwich created by placing a ham steak on each side of a salmon filet and baking it.

Brandon, I'm hungry, bake me a quick halmon.

by Bstew December 11, 2011

haxmonkey

A person who thinks they are good with computers, but isn't.

Hey, look at Joe. He's trying to program C++ with a typewriter. What a haxmonkey!

by Alway11 May 7, 2007

hallmon

The COOLEST of the cool, lubes up with her drool, isnt afraid to deep throat inanimate objects like sharpies. One of the only band kids that can pull off being cool.

Wow Hallmon, you really can deep throat a sharpie!

by A band kid October 21, 2017

haxmonkey

One who masturbates so frequently that they can no longer release the dogs.

Man, david is so horny hes a freakin haxmonkey!

by chupomigrandepetos March 5, 2011