a hairy tard is a person that is abnormaly hairy on their body or other areas and is mentaly unstable or stupid.
"hey,look at that hairy tard bet he has a hairy groin."
"ahh im being chased by a hairy tard he's after me choad get off mother hubard."
"hey this womans tit is a hairy tard"
"ahh im being chased by a hairy tard he's after me choad get off mother hubard."
"hey this womans tit is a hairy tard"
by vintage tard November 2, 2004