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A person with a small penis, who is fat and who gets very sweaty whilst playing Call of Duty for a living. He is known for having huge mouth for fitting in several cocks. He thinks he attracts E-Girls with his selfies on Twitter but in fact he attracts sadomasochists.
Haggy Parasite: ''I don't shut up because It makes me look smart''
by I_Define_Words69 March 26, 2014
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