hwj

A witty genius who hates fat chicks, stupidity and bastard kids.

When I grow up, I want to be a HWJ.

hwj by Jenny Derden February 20, 2004

HWJ

Is so immature he is jealous of all his surroundings. He also would need to grow up and learn that he can't get to everyone like he wants. He needs to take hold of his actions and learn responsibilities,or he will never have a woman. Because the only woman he will ever know is his blow up doll.

I miss my girfriend Mindy my blow up doll.

HWJ by brwn February 21, 2004

HWJ

A young, sexually adventurous female who her peers have low respect for. She is a yes man that's open to having multiple partners. HWJ tends to have a small circle of friends, often not by choice.

"Wow I didn't know HWJ was such a freak."

HWJ by rrBadderz September 24, 2016

HWJC 

How Would Jesus Compete? Basically, is what you are doing while competing "ethical"?

Larry: I don't know if I should take steroids. But I mean, sports is SERIOUS BUSINESS.

Gary: Well, HWJC?

Larry: You're right...

OR

... Larry: FUCK Jesus.

HWJC by SoupOrJuice September 26, 2012

Hwjsnsoehwjsg 

She Is very nice and always make me smile, I love her so much and she deserves the world.

"Hwjsnsoehwjsg is so nice, I love her so much!"

Hwjsnsoehwjsg by Jordan🤨 April 3, 2022