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A witty genius who hates fat chicks, stupidity and bastard kids.

When I grow up, I want to be a HWJ.

hwj by Jenny Derden February 20, 2004

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HWJ

Is so immature he is jealous of all his surroundings. He also would need to grow up and learn that he can't get to everyone like he wants. He needs to take hold of his actions and learn responsibilities,or he will never have a woman. Because the only woman he will ever know is his blow up doll.

I miss my girfriend Mindy my blow up doll.

HWJ by brwn February 21, 2004

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HWJ

A young, sexually adventurous female who her peers have low respect for. She is a yes man that's open to having multiple partners. HWJ tends to have a small circle of friends, often not by choice.

"Wow I didn't know HWJ was such a freak."

HWJ by rrBadderz September 24, 2016

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HWJC

How Would Jesus Compete? Basically, is what you are doing while competing "ethical"?

Larry: I don't know if I should take steroids. But I mean, sports is SERIOUS BUSINESS.

Gary: Well, HWJC?

Larry: You're right...

OR

... Larry: FUCK Jesus.

HWJC by SoupOrJuice September 26, 2012

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Hwjsnsoehwjsg

She Is very nice and always make me smile, I love her so much and she deserves the world.

"Hwjsnsoehwjsg is so nice, I love her so much!"

Hwjsnsoehwjsg by Jordan🤨 April 3, 2022

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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