Head Mama In Charge: HMIC meaning you run it, or you call the shots. Can be used while communicating with one's own child, or to anyone imposing their own desires over a mothers family.
Boy I'm the HMIC in this house so you better get your act together!
Sorry Susan, Im the HMIC of this family, you have no say in whats happening here!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!