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Happy Health Commuting Males & Females (or MoFos if you prefer): Bicycle commuters who love the lifestyle of, well, being a bike commuter, because bike commuting makes them happy and healthy.
Welcome to the HHCMF Club (Happy, Healthy Commuting Mutha F'ers). We take pride in showing off our well muscled legs and tight butts to friends and co-workers, using the money we save on gas and transit to buy cool stuff for our bikes like raccoon tails and grips w/ tassles, and only slightly embellishing our exciting tales of heroism and derring-do as we ride our trusty steeds to and from work surrounded by maniacal impotent death squads in SUVs.
HHCMF by oboeguy February 17, 2006
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HAM HATERZ AND MOTHER FUCKERS
A contemporary rap group founded in Boise, Idaho in 2009 consisting of Queen Curves and Justice Thump they have been known to feature local Boise artist Triple Cookie. They are famous for talking smack and not giving a flying fuck.
Have you heard that hot new youtube single by HHAMF?
FUCK YOU! YES!
HHAMF by Justice Thump December 8, 2009
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HHCMF hhmf hcmf HCMFWATIC HCMFWSMH HHAMF
Marc is such an HCMF.
hcmf by HC December 9, 2004
"Hey babe"
"Hhmf, whos that girl that liked your picture?"
hhmf by Pmslhoe January 10, 2015

HCMFWATIC 

Head Chief Mother Fuck What Am Totally In Charge. This is like the head honcho, the big guy in charge of almost everything. May be used to refer to your boss or even your boss's boss.
I have to have this memo on the HCMFWATIC's desk before 5:00PM or I am toast.

The HCMFWATIC has to approve and expenditure of this magnitude.

That, my friend, is the office of the HCMFWATIC.
HCMFWATIC by Frijo May 16, 2009

HCMFWSMH 

Means "Hand covering my face while shaking my head" - Addition to SMH "Shaking my head".
A friend says a silly joke and hits you with the punchline after you could not figure out the joke. You cover your face while shaking your head in shame or in embarrassment.

HCMFWSMH
HCMFWSMH by MrWords2100 November 8, 2012
The way Slytherins greet each other and muggles:
Pleasant greeting from one Slytherin to a fellow Slytherin: Hiss, Hiss Motherfucker, shortened to #HHMF
OR
Hiss, Hiss Muggle Friends (depending on audience) also #HHMF
Peace out all
#HHMF
HHMF by Pole Snake May 20, 2022