HERPFEST

HERPFEST (n) a reference to a party in which the girls outnumber the guys to the extent that every guys at said celebration should sleep with enough women to be guaranteed to contract herpes.

"Dude, shane, that party last week was a total HERPFEST. It burns when I pee.

by Steve363783 November 3, 2008

Hempfest

The worlds Phattest Pro-Testival!

"Whoa man did you hear that Dude speak at Hempfest this year?"
"Word, he was a righteous Freak!

by Rev. RayRay October 18, 2007

herpest

a double whammy of discovering you have herpes and crabs at the same time

Maannnn. Thad finally went to the doctor and found out he has a case of the herpest. At least you can get rid of the one, but the other is for life...

by Sargentap January 22, 2010

herpestologist

Someone who studies STDs that are contracted by being intimate with snakes or other reptiles.

If you actually enjoy getting blowjobs from diamondbacks or cottonmouths, you might need to consult someone other than a herpestologist if things don't end well during one such "toothy" encounter!

by QuacksO October 28, 2020

herpester

1. A person whose acquired herpes from a loved one and bravely fights back by rejoining the dating pool in order to meet other herpesters.

2. A hipster with herpes.

Though dating may become a challenge for someone with herpes, I commend them for being herpesters and not letting their STD get in the way of love.

by saintsgirl September 14, 2006