HAMbidextrous 

The ability to drink alcohol using both hands.

Kanye: "Yo, I'm bout' to go HAM tonight cousin!"

You: Walking up from behind Kanye holding two drinks, "I'M GOING MUTHAFUCKING HAMBIDEXTROUS KANYE! FUCK YO COUCH!"

HAMbidextrous by Hard as a Mother Fucker June 30, 2011

ambidextrous bastard 

Someone who can wank with both hands

use your imagination you ambidextrous bastard

ambidextrous bastard by SnifflyWhale February 10, 2010

Ambidextrousexual

A Person who is able to masturbate using either hand.

Joe:I'm gonna go donate some sperm today.
Lear: But your right hand is in a cast..
Joe: No worries, I'm ambidextrousexual.

Ambidextrousexual by Jeremy H. Humbert March 22, 2009

Ambidextrous

When you can control both your hands with equal precision, you're ambidextrous.

-Hey, I can fap with either of my hands!
-w00t! You're ambidextrous, dude!

Ambidextrous by Schteen November 10, 2003

Ambidextrous

The ability to use both hands with equal proficiency.

"I'll can beat you with with both of my hands because I am ambidextrous."

"Don't be relieved because Billy has a gun in his left hand, he can still bust a cap in yo ass because he's ambidextrous"

Ambidextrous by Mark November 10, 2003

Ambidextrous

To be a complete BA and be able to use both hand with equal persicion. If you're ambidextrous, you are one BA person. Rock on.

Woah dude! You're ambidextrous! Sweeeet!

Ambidextrous by ambidextrousBA July 19, 2011

ambidextrous

To be equally facile with either hand.

My brother is a freak. He can eat noodles using chopsticks with both hands. He says he's ambidextrous.

ambidextrous by michael November 9, 2003