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an H4TFS is possibly the greatest sexual activity that there is. it is said to cause people to take a new outlook on life after performing such act.

it involves "buckets of water"," sand", "wood floors" and is usually done on a "window sill".

it goes without saying that a woman giving an H4TFS is a display of undoubtful devotion to the man and she is officially the mans bitch.
"How was last night man?"

"I finally got an H4TFS from my girlfriend! Ive been begging her for weeks!"

"DUDE! Youre so lucky!!! How was it???"

"AMAZING! Except the window was open, didnt end so good."

"But it ALWAYS ends good..."

"It ended good for me at least..."
H4TFS by $exdeviant August 23, 2009
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How the fuck should i know?

-A more emphatic way of saying idk
-Whats the name of the song?
-htfsik?
htfsik by MrLore December 31, 2006
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htfs syndrome 

Horny Twenty Four Seven Syndrome
I was recently diagnosed with HTFS Syndrome.

Whats that?

I'm Horny 24/7
htfs syndrome by nutellaonyoface November 29, 2019
A rare condition that occurs in one out of 1000 men, especially early teens. Htfs stands for “Horny Twenty-Four Seven”, and runs throughout a family. Only cure known so far is Pre-marital sex.
That guy is tweakin out, I think he has htfs, he hasn’t had sex in 3 months and doesn’t know how to act
Htfs by @josethelucifer November 30, 2019
Horny 24/7; Horny Twenty-Four/Seven
“i have a condition of being htfs”
htfs by vibewcalis November 27, 2019
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Htfs by Fema1e November 28, 2019
I am htfs
Htfs by Bri_queen15 December 1, 2019
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