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Guyger Counter 

Similar to gaydar, this is the sixth sense many men possess which helps them to determine exactly how crazioactive a woman is.
Two guys at a bar:

Guy One: Ok dude, let's see what we've got going on tonight

Guy Two: Alright man, let me turn on the Guyger Counter

Guy One: What about the redhead?

Guy Two: No-go, still broken up over her last boyfriend

Guy One: The blonde?

Guy Two: Severely insecure because she's been a bridesmaid in 6 weddings, is nearing 30, and hasn't been in a steady relationship since she was 19

Guy One: Short skirt?

Guy Two: Jealousy issues.

Guy One: Ok, what about Glasses over there.

Guy Two: Hmm...I don't know. I'm getting a low reading, possibly within safe parameters. She's probably not too crazioactive. I say go for it.
Guyger Counter by McGuyger January 8, 2010
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gayger counter 

A scientific instrument used to measure gaydiation from a source of gaydioactive material. This takes the form of alpha particles, beta particles, and gaymma rays.

Most often, the gaydioactivity is measured in Gays. A reading of above gayghty-gayght Gays is very very gay, and you should get the hell away from the source of it.

Also, if you emit gaydiaton, you're super gay plus one.
Dude, Krim sent my gayger counter off the scale!
gayger counter by Lee Ji Hoon November 11, 2007
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gaygercounter 

more accurate than what most refer to as gaydar, this is similar to a geigercounter, which tells you the levels of radiation with a simple clicking sound. here, the gaygercounter clicks to give you a gayness reading for an individual (but only at close range).
Hey, dude, this gaygercounter is going nuts next to you! I think you might be a... a... a gay.
gaygercounter by Kerry Gibbons November 10, 2004
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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