Gutwank 

Adjective; a label with 21st century colloquial English roots, the term is used to highlight stupidity in those whom it brands, mixing the term 'wahey- gutted!' with the adjective 'wahey! Wanker'.

"I just fell down the stairs in the Science block at school"
"Wahey! Gutwank!"

*N.B. - For variation or more formal occasions one may instead inform the idiot in question: "You just earned yourself a gutwank".

Gutwank by esquire47 March 28, 2010

Gurwanker 

A Grotesquely Unsuccessful Right-wing wanker. We've all met him, trills on Twitter, bsessed with pedophiles, Trump (strange that) and erectile dysfunction meds (though heaven knows why, it's not liking he's getting any). Doesn't respond well to being laughed at ... giggles.

He's so obsessed, no wonder even he calls himself a #Gurwanker

Gurwanker by MoreGiggles August 5, 2024