Guntloaf 

A type of food that accelerates the absorption of fat into the Gunt. Usually a combination of fatty foods made into a slop consistency and then baked until golden brown. Recipes include using goldfish, potato chips, lard, wheat germ, seamen, small babies, and ground beef.

The chef cooked up a huge portion of Guntloaf for Rosie O'Donnell so that she could keep her famous shape.

Guntloaf by Gunt luver July 7, 2010

gutloaf 

A slang term for Safeway's signature meatloaf. Specifically, the package of hot meatloaf that can be found near the deli, underneath the heatlamps. Gutloaf is best served on a hoagie roll with generous amounts of Heinz 57 sauce, or Sweet Baby Ray's sauce. You can make gutloaf even more edible by adding swiss cheese and onions to your gutloaf sandwich, followed by wrapping the sandwich in a paper towel and lightly heating it to warm the bun. Add some pepperoncinis for additional flavor.

A word of warning: Gutloaf can often lead to sudden, massive bowel movements.

"Dude, that gutloaf last night did a number on me. It left streaks in the toilet bowl at work."

gutloaf by MoarRipter March 19, 2010