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Gummy Bare 

Receiving fellatio from an elderly woman with dentures removed thereby receiving full dick on gums contact resulting in the blow job feeling as if it were coming from a gummy bear.
1. "Did you hear about Tommy?"
2. "He took my grandmother home from the bar last nite and received a gummy bare."

1. "Tommy is an elderly invalid who has to give Gummy Bares to pay for cable."
2. "He loves his Jamie Kennedy Experiment!"

1. "Did you see how many old ladies Joey had in his truck on the way home from Soaring Eagle?"
2. "Yea Tommy, I'm pretty sure he just brought home a bag full of Gummy Bares!"

-Also Sean Mason
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GummyBare 

Eating hairless pussy with your dentures out
Last night Peter gave me a GummyBare, he ate my pussy with his teeth out!!
GummyBare by Gay pirate May 3, 2025

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016