Gulumph

This is someone that is a big,clumsy,stupid oaf. A gulumph is someone that you get annoyed with easily, though sometimes they can be cute, but usually it's just a big and stupid mess.

Look at that kid, he's such a gulumph.

Gosh, Mr. Henry is such a gulumph.

That dog is acting like a gulumph!

by Mr.Tyler.Henry. October 7, 2011

galumphing

1. To move or run clumsily or heavily.

1. "He went galumphing back." (Lewis Carroll, "Through the Looking-glass and What Alice Found There")
2. The little kid went galumphing to his mother to show her something.

by zeekage October 26, 2003

glumph

Pulsating Tubercles Liquid; A State Of Depression That Can Be Fixed By Eating Sixteen Pints Of ice cream; Also Used To Describe A Very Annoying Person

Medically: (Doctor 1) Sir I'm Afraid That Your Glumph To Blood Ratio Is Rising We Haven't Got Much Time We Have To Operate. Emotion: (Person One) God, Man. I'm In Such A Glumph Right Now. (Person Two) Not To Worry, I've Been There Recently Just Eat A Few Pints Of Ice Cream And Sleep It Off. Adjective: (Person One Talking About Person Three To Person Two) Oh My GOD! Person Three Is Such A Freaking Glumph! (Person Two) Oh My God, I Know.

by Dunk dyno September 1, 2018

galumph

A person who is know to move in a slow clumsy manner. Usually of the species revoltus biggus bitchus

One who has no socially redeeming value and should not be allowed to reproduce with members of the human race.

A species that resides on orange sectional couches in the midwest and is know to cohabitate with any one who can put up with their malodorous ass!

Man that (person) is a black haired galumph! Their dad should have jerked off in the sink!

by the original JR chance November 5, 2006

galumphin'

The act of going for a toss in the hay; passing the graving; churning the butter; feeding the pigs; passing the mustard; buttering the biscuit; unsheathing your weapon; doing the dirty; snarking the snake; having sexual relations with another person.

"Yeah, man, me and that chick were galumphin' all night long.

by thecolorplaid October 15, 2011

Galumphing

A term coined by Lewis Carroll in the poem "Jabberwocky" which was on the novel "Through the Looking-Glass, and What Alice Found There" published in 1872.

It's a combination of the words 'gallop' and 'triumphant'

"He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back"
(Lewis Carroll, "Jabberwocky" from "Through the Looking-glass and What Alice Found There")

by Eclips3d October 23, 2011

Guhumpha

1.With gusto, determination, and style.
2. An exclamation Similar to Hoopla.
3. Power

1. Give it some guhumpha!
2. Guhumpha!
3. Put some more guhmpha into it!

by Vine February 20, 2004