Gulliford

Obviously the best second name to ever grace the world. I bet you somewhere in Newport there’s a Gulliford looking proper sexy

Look at him, a proper Gulliford!

by Propersexyman097 May 7, 2018

gulliford

A sloth like person, that lays in bed all day and watches movies alone in a cave. Is distant with others and has no friends.

Josh is being such a gulliford and not coming out to chill.

by kimosabi36 October 10, 2013

Guildford Grammar School

A school which had a headmaster who dipped faster than the Italians did from the Axis

Guildford Grammar School, oh yeah, Stevman Weebdoh can shove a dildo up his arse

by lolgamers October 13, 2019

gullifer cancer

An form of cancer contagious to family and friends. Every time it's contracted it is more aggressive, forcing the originator to experience additional suffering by watching their loved ones die around them.

I hope you get gullifer cancer and have to watch your kid die right before you do!!!!

by Poohbear316 May 29, 2017

Guildford

Actually quite a good city. Has pretty much everything you need, and it's small enough to get to know your local chinese/chip shop guy. Plenty of things to do, and fun things too (gasp what a surprise). Don't believe what the other guy said about it, I've gotten far enough to afford broadband and a decent computer. And send my kids to private school. His definition is here Guilford. Really, you can't slag a place off if you can't spell it properly!

You wanna hit the clubs in Guildford?
Ahh, I went to the Guildford Spectrum the other day. Was good.
You know, Guildford is actually a city.
Zomg, that other guy spelt Guildford wrong.

by Charles Mann May 15, 2006

guildford bearded lady

A living legend resident in the Surrey town of Guildford. She is often seen sitting on benches in a leopard print coat. She has long flowing white hair which matches her similarly long flowing white beard. She allegedly eats children but as of yet there is no solid evidence.

Tourist: Holy shit it's a woman with a beard!!
You: No thats the Guildford bearded lady you disrespectful fuck.
Tourist: Oh my god!! Where's my baby gone?!

by Vince September 27, 2004

bearded lady of guildford

A lady who spends most of her time wandering around the town of Guildford, seemingly aimlessly. She has Think white eye brows, long white hair, and most noticeably a long white beard. She is a legend in Guildford and is loved by many, she is however ridiculed by chavs, but she doesn't care, she is a lone warrior.

Guildfordian: Hey Look! It's the bearded lady of guildford!
Guildfordian 2: Hey quick, video her on your phone and put it on Youtube!

Chav: Hey look! it's the bearded lady of Guildford!
Chav 2: Quick lets all throw our Mcdonalds chips at her!

by Spider-man 3 November 8, 2007