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Guiballs 

To eat, the male genetalia(Balls). Root "gui" meaning to eat.

Jake ate Dres Balls therefore he guiballed.

" Hey fuck you guys guiballs" meaning fuck you eat my balls.

"keep pissin me off bitch and ill make you gui my balls"

"You guiballs so much, you are a guiball master!
Guiballs
Guiballs by BigSexy54 August 30, 2009
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Sugar Cane and Gumballs 

The act of taking the penis and balls dipping them into Kool aid and then sticking them in any flavor of sugar you desire. then having your women suck on it so it is tasty for her.
His Sugar cane and Gumballs were delicous!!!!

GREEN GUMBALLS 

The term used to describe when one witnesses another person knowingly bullshitting and lying their ass off. This person usually has no life of their own, and must make up stories so others will listen.
Man, Gillis was spewing green gumballs all over the parts counter this morning. He said "Hey guys I got the cashiers phone number last night, i think i am finally gonna get my dick wet. " Then the green gumball morter went off ... " I was riding my kx500 down I-4 with a tittie dancer on the back high on cocaine headed back to my moms house for dinner and was dragging knee so bad i had to get stitches. "
GREEN GUMBALLS by jessie34 May 27, 2007

Green Gumballs 

When someone around you is knowingly lying or bullshitting another person.
"Man, yesterday at bifflo, I was on the starter gate, and my KX500 took off backwards into the crowd. I picked her up though, and ran the race in reverse."

OR

"The cashier gave me her phone # last night, I can't wait to get her back to my moms house and finally get some action"

Man, the green gumballs were all over the parts counter today!
Green Gumballs by jessie34 May 19, 2007

peanut butter and gumballs 

The best topping combo for Pizza, as seen by Crazy Eyes
"peanut butter and gumballs, good combo"

dirty gumballs 

Gumballs tied to a string used as anal beads
dirty gumballs by tanner gumballs November 15, 2016

Gumballs 

The act of injecting Heroin into your testicles; having testicles filled with Heroin.
"I scored some heroin last night, and I gave myself gumballs."
Gumballs by ZeroFromLoDo May 5, 2013
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