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Any mysterious, gooey, sticky, creamy substance that cannot be named. Pronounced GOO-key in a high-pitched voice.

Guhki appears mostly in liquid forms with a variety of colors such as white, green, red, etc. Examples of Guhki are jizz, diarrhea, and/or period blood.

Guhki can be hazardous at times because it may be toxic and extremely sticky; almost compared to glue. It is not recommended to smell Guhki for its disgusting and peculiar scent.
Noun Use
"Bro, you just spilled Guhki on your pants."

"SHIT man, that's gonna be stained for weeks!"

Verb Use
I just Guhkied all over my keyboard.
by ElmoPWNSyou April 18, 2011
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