Guhk

The word "Guhk" was established by Broklis Kahuffmay in 1945 in reference to segments from "The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy" and "Spongebob Squarepants". The word evolved from television to the streets, as the term transformed into a verb regarding oral sex. This occurred due to the auditory noise made by objects being forced abruptly down the esophagus, whether it be a utensil, a piece of food or a erect penis. The characters' "Billy" and "Squidward" were the driving force behind the term and their contribution to literature will undoubtedly go down in history.

Billy:

"I don't think I can eat another bite"
*Tries to fit a chicken down his throat, but is blocked
by his previous meal*
"GUHK, GUHK, GUHK"

Squidward:

*Laughs excessively causing him to swallow his fork*
"GUHK, GUHK, GUHK"

by PelicanSweet January 16, 2010

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Guhki

Any mysterious, gooey, sticky, creamy substance that cannot be named. Pronounced GOO-key in a high-pitched voice.

Guhki appears mostly in liquid forms with a variety of colors such as white, green, red, etc. Examples of Guhki are jizz, diarrhea, and/or period blood.

WARNING
Guhki can be hazardous at times because it may be toxic and extremely sticky; almost compared to glue. It is not recommended to smell Guhki for its disgusting and peculiar scent.

Noun Use
"Bro, you just spilled Guhki on your pants."

"SHIT man, that's gonna be stained for weeks!"

Verb Use
I just Guhkied all over my keyboard.

by ElmoPWNSyou May 9, 2011

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