A French legacy of crafty individuals from beyond the ages! An ultra charismatic, witty, sarcastic family that created the word "party". Also, known as the creators of class and definers of style. If you mess with a Guerrette you'll have a small war on your hands. A.k.a be prepared
"Wow .......... I mean really ......... wow! You sure know how to throw one Guerrette of a throw down. I mean this is the best Guerrette I've ever experienced!"
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Party Goer ~ "I'm bringing Guerrette."
Party Thrower ~ "This party is about to become a convention of greatness!. You effin' rock!"
Party Goer ~ "No sir, you are wrong .... Guerrette rocks!"
Party Thrower ~ "Excuse me, excuse me, I sincerely apologize for my severe indiscretion, I grossly misconstrued the facts and apologize from within the deepest vessels of my beating heart ....... sir."
or
Party Goer ~ "I'm bringing Guerrette."
Party Thrower ~ "This party is about to become a convention of greatness!. You effin' rock!"
Party Goer ~ "No sir, you are wrong .... Guerrette rocks!"
Party Thrower ~ "Excuse me, excuse me, I sincerely apologize for my severe indiscretion, I grossly misconstrued the facts and apologize from within the deepest vessels of my beating heart ....... sir."
by Fyre Scraps February 4, 2010
Get the Guerrette mug.A female guedo. A girl of any Italian decent with many guedo brothers and a father who spoils her. She commonly dons slutty blonde high lights with any possible base color, wears tight jeans, has extremely strait hair and is orange. The guedette can commonly be found in Long Island, Satin Island and New Jersey. And though, not always, the guedette is commonly a bitch.
by J.T.F. July 29, 2007
Get the Guedette mug.The act of being extremely rude and calling everyone gay.
Being garrettesk often means being very racist and homophobic
Being garrettesk often means being very racist and homophobic
by Flamengo December 19, 2021
Get the garrettesk mug.When you have to shit so bad, but are forced to hold it in and don’t quite make it to the toilet. Having to leave your pants, shoes and socks in the bathroom while leave dressed like Donald Duck
Cameron: dude hurry up I gotta shit.
Mike: pulls into chevron watching Cameron waddle in the bathroom.
Cameron: (texting mike) dude I didn’t make it. I GARRETTED. How many people are out there
Mike: pulls into chevron watching Cameron waddle in the bathroom.
Cameron: (texting mike) dude I didn’t make it. I GARRETTED. How many people are out there
by T.F.M. March 13, 2020
Get the Garretted mug.Opening your mouth without thinking and making a strong argument against your own position will now be known as a 'gerretsen'.
Accidentally making a strong argument for your position when you are completely uninformed will now be known as a 'reverse gerretsen'.
Accidentally making a strong argument for your position when you are completely uninformed will now be known as a 'reverse gerretsen'.
I was trying to explain why failing math was the teacher's fault and not mine, but I pulled a complete gerretsen. Now I'm grounded for like a month.
by Political Orphan March 2, 2023
Get the gerretsen mug.Normally a shy guy. Makes the best boyfriend/husband he is protective, caring, loving, everything and more that a girl could ever want in a boyfriend/husband. Origin-English
by MSM&GAM12514 September 29, 2014
Get the Garrette mug.Being a know it all, but always wrong. A short word for asshole and loser. Have an annoying squeaky voice and always talk about cars, computers, or tennis. Can talk the talk but can't walk the walk.
1. Oooh, that sounded like something Gerrett would have said.
2. He gerretted his way to being a dumbass.
2. He gerretted his way to being a dumbass.
by Myrtle Bunny911 March 2, 2009
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