GruntPa
An old man / skilled professional / battle tested verteran in a profession that usually has people die or exit young.
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gruntcakes
Expelled fecal matter, specifically of human origin. An illtempered arrogant person. Nickname. Used as an expression of contempt.
gruntcakes by Herman Vuurens April 25, 2006
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grantpa
A grandpa who pays for his grandkid's college expenses, tuition, rent, bills, etc., enabling the grandkid to smoke excessive amounts of weed and have keggers every night.
Don't worry, this ounce of chronic is on me. My grantpa pays all my bills so I have some extra dough.
grantpa by Howard Capone November 2, 2008
grunthard
grunthard by allison7777 June 14, 2010
gruntapult
Sweet gruntapult abuse you fucking n00b. You aint gotz no micro wanksta ass binatch! Anyone can do that shit
gruntapult by brant September 24, 2003
Gruntpocalypse
Gruntpocalypse by Gruntpocalypse October 15, 2010
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