A scrawny little man bastard usually with black short crew cut hair all aiding a super obese female as a food slave... 400+ lbs female usually has one gruboons or more.
Somebody who loves to eat, it is not just a hobby but a lifestyle, an obsession. They will grub at least 20 times a day and kill you if you interrupt them.
As I saw Dave eat15 Apple pies straight, I realized he was a true grubmonster.
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.