A scrawny little man bastard usually with black short crew cut hair all aiding a super obese female as a food slave... 400+ lbs female usually has one gruboons or more.
She asked her gruboon too get her mcdonalds atleast 5 times a day
Somebody who loves to eat, it is not just a hobby but a lifestyle, an obsession. They will grub at least 20 times a day and kill you if you interrupt them.
As I saw Dave eat 15 Apple pies straight, I realized he was a true grubmonster.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!