griping guts

Old fashioned name for a belly ache, stomach cramps, any abdominal discomfort

I've had griping guts ever since I ate that chili and ice cream.

by WonderWoman79 July 13, 2013

Norra griping

Norra gripping is a Cbt technique where one goes into a foetal position and grabs his penis tightly then pulls it towards his nipples.

"Holy shit dude did you hear Dave pulled off Norra griping "

by Opium dealer May 26, 2021

Death Griping

this word is used when you are 20 minutes into any death grips album, usually meaning you have gone insane from how good the music is

Chris: " i can't come hang out with you guys i am Death Griping right now"
John: " it's okay, hope you don't destroy anything!"

by Maqsss September 22, 2022

Small Gripe

Small Gripe is the definition of perfection.

''Oh my god, who is this Small Gripe person?''

''He's the definition of perfection, can't you see?''

by YourloverJess<3 April 15, 2022

gripe wipe

The need to wipe the anus due to excess sweating and or wet farting that has left a wet sticky feeling in the crack of the ass.

"Excuse me dude, it's 98 degrees out here and my crack is dripping...I need a gripe wipe NOW.

"Damn, I really need a gripe wipe - I've been blowing wet farts all day."

"Stop complaining and go give yourself a gripe wipe!"

by WordWally June 5, 2009

prune ass gripe

An old person that is always griping about you.

What is his problem? the prune ass gripe always has something bad to say about me.

by Deep Blue 2012 July 9, 2009

Gripe Noise

When a man lubes up his fist, and shoves it his ass, and when he pulls his arm out, it makes a squishy, queefy, noise, known as the gripe noise.

"Holy crap, my dad is griping himself, and it made a gripe noise." said Charlie

I bet Saddam Hussein gets sad and makes a gripe noise all the time.

by Vince Sampson May 7, 2006