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Greasy Rusty

A large-headed boy who never cleans his hair. It is so greasy that you can see your reflection in it; a very smart boy with little to no penis.
Student 1: Hey man, did you see that Greasy Rusty?

Student 2: Yea bro-you can see yourself in his hair.

OR

Chick 1: Do you have a date to the dance?

Chick 2: No.

Chick 1: Well you could take him.

Chick 2: No, he's too much of a Greasy Rusty.
by yamaha14 March 9, 2009
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Freak girl she is the fattest snake who tells on you when sheโ€™s jealous she doesnโ€™t care about anyone but herself she also likes to threaten you if she donโ€™t do things how she wants you to do them she is a bf obsesser she will call and text ur bf if she likes then
This girl is Rusty f@t greasy and a $l@g ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Rusty Grease Monkey

The act of having fellatio performed on you whilst sitting in a chair or laying on a surface in which your ass is hanging off the seat and simultaneously taking a creamy โ€œpeanut butter-esqueโ€ bowel excretion that can be caught in hand by the performer of fellatio, the feces are then used as grease to finish you off with a hot hand jibber and blow your white goblins all over your navel.
โ€œThat chick Stacey has major daddy issues, I bet she would give one hell of a rusty grease monkey.โ€
by Trebeks_mustache August 2, 2019
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