Granola Sex

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"Granola Sex" N. 1. Sexual intercourse between two hippies. 2. Sexual Intercourse wherein the participants haven't shaved, showered, plucked, worn perfume/cologn/make-up, or deodorant. 3. Sexual Intercourse that takes place in nature, away from civilization (i.e. forests, mountains, fields, meadows, etc.)

Jack: (Seductively) hey, I just realized...we're camping and neither of us has had a shower in like, 6 days.
Jane: (Arches eyebrow)

(later, post-coital in the middle of the nature hike)

Jane: (Heavily breathing) Wow...that was the most amazing Granola Sex ever!
Jack: You are an animal!

Granola Sex by Ecogreengirl January 9, 2008

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Granola Sex

It’s like normal sex but you eat a granola bar during it

“Just had granola sex with my boyfriend”
“Wow you’re so cool, I wish I could have granola sex”

Granola Sex by GayTrashCan February 22, 2022

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granolasexual

A heterosexual woman who is often mistaken for a lesbian. A woman who likes men but also happens to enjoy a vegan diet, loves intramural sports, and hates wearing make-up. The term was coined by New York comedian Rachael Parenta.

Stephanie loved playing flag football and hiking on weekends but she had trouble finding a boyfriend until her best friend pointed out that she was kind of a granolasexual.

granolasexual by toysrdave October 18, 2010

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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