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Granny Bra

Also known as Flopper-Stopper, Sand Bag Sling, Boob Sling, or Potato Sack. Similar in origin to "Granny Panties". Bra which is strictly purchased and worn because of it's supportive nature, typically when the owner's breasts will rest on her belly or point to the floor without it. Every woman has at least 1 that is similar in her underwear drawer. It's white, un-padded, wide strapped, front or back closure with several hooks, with or without an underwire. Can not be classified as "lingerie" as it is strictly an undergarment or soft support with no attractive properties.
When she took her shirt off she was wearing a Granny Bra! That's false advertising!

Girl X: Are you gonna take Ben home tonight?
Girl Z: I definitely can't, it's laundry day.
Girl X: Oh no, Granny Panties?
Girl Z: And Granny Bra. FML
by WonderWoman80 October 16, 2010
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Grannybaseball

Baseball blog focused on defending traditional baseball measures. Focused primarily on Minnesota Twins baseball team, including minor leagues.
Grannybaseball is located at grannybaseball.blogspot.com.
by Grannybaseball December 22, 2008
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Grannyball

A form of baseball played by Beatrice Middleton and all the neighborhood kids. Often played in the street with her coaching. Grannyball is easy to play. After a run is scored the dogs come and move the bases further apart. Grannyball is most often played in the summer when the kids are out of school. You will love i! Beatrice Middleton told you! If you want a great game to play until fall grab your favorite granny and play Grannyball.
Beatrice: Hey Diego, Wilson, you two up for a game of Granyball? Its going to be fun.

Diego: What's Grannyball? I've never heard of it. Is it good to play?

Beatrice: Of course it is! Its great, I'll teach you! Its just like normal baseball, except played by a bunch of grannies. See?

Wilson: Dang, she's right. This is fun! She knows what she's doing. (He hits a ball) Sweet, homerun!

Beatrice: That's it. We'd better move the bases. (she whistles for the dogs) Come on in. (the dogs move the bases)

Diego: Wow! This game is fun. I'm gonna have to play it with my grandma. She would love it!

Beatrice: Hey, I'm your grandma. I'm both your grandmas. You love me like one! Grannyball is for everyone!

Wilson: You're right, Coach Beatrice, Grannyball rocks. It is the best game we've ever played.

Beatrice: Okay, now that the game's over, we need some exercise. Give me 50! Grannyball rocks! (they all drop to the ground and start doing push ups)
by Dusty's Baby Powder December 27, 2011
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grannybagg

Someone who is gay often goes with men and denies it
Connor: Yeah Ben is a fuckin grannybagg

John: tell me about it the little gay boy
Ben: im not gay fucking imagine it
by Justaguywhoshaggedurmum April 6, 2021
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