Grandrous Lifestyle 

To indulge in life to its fullest by engaging in activities such as:

1. consuming mass amounts of alcohol

2. posting up at local bars (Park Bar, Tom's Tavern)

3. busting out ridiculous signature dance moves like the Tomahawk chop, the hand-bob, and the Orange Juice

4. spending most of your salary on a vehicle you never drive

5. jumping thru your own back windshield

6. sleeping in a minivan at a used car lot

7. walking into the wrong house at 3AM and being booked by the cops

8. watching the evolution and buddyhood organizational development unfold

9. taking dance lessons where learning how to dance is secondary and obsessing over your instructor is primary, and barely affording to pay for said lessons

10. bunny-scaring while at celebratory group events

11. working on your fitness while doing buddy curls and drinking protein shakes

12. embracing your own lifestyle and letting others know about it

13. marketing dedication for turbos and shawties

14. spending 24 hrs a day 7 days a week thinking about how bad you need a turbo

15. man-e-facing

Look at that fool on the dance floor, he must be living the grandrous lifestyle!!

Grandrous Lifestyle by Crenny Cren Cren October 30, 2008

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012