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Grandpa Goo 

A hair gel commonly used by grandpas. Often their grandsons comment on how good their hair looks. It is often sold in jars with Ed Crankshaft's picture on them. He has been known to use it.
Nelson: (let's out a big wolf whistle) Whoah, boy! You're getting all gussied up. What's going on?

Ed: I'm fixing my hair. I'm going bowling with a bunch of the bus drivers. You know, your Uncle Rudy and your Aunt Lena and all them.

Nelson: Wow! What's that stuff all in your hair?

Ed: (starts laughing) That's my Grandpa Goo. Hey, wanna come with me? The gang's gonna flip when you use this.

Nelson: Nice! (bends his head down) Let's massage this into my mop!

Ed: (growling) That's the ticket! No grandpa is complete without a good hairdo. All you need is some Grandpa Goo!
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Goofy ahh grandpa lookin 

Bro gets no bitches and looks mad deformed. This man is ugly and is a NPC

Good Game Grandpa 

A bi-annual holiday, taking place on November 10th and March 3rd, where all grandpas must play FPS Games with any zoomers in there family.

Games such as candy crush are not allowed during GGG.
"He was forced to play COD, due to Good Game Grandpa!"

Grandma Gooey 

Cheery woman who happily bakes cinnamon rolls while kids cheat, cry, and generally torture their care-takers on their way to King Kandy's Castle. It is alleged that Ms. Gooey was having a decades-long affair with Gloppy on Chocolate Mountain... which it is believed ultimately led to Gramma Nutt's sudden disappearance from Chocolate Mountain in late 2009.
Lily's mom thought Grandma Gooey's specialty was a truffle rather than a cinnamon roll, but Lily's mom went to ISU so it is most likely Lily is correct in this important matter.
Grandma Gooey by CandyFarmLand November 30, 2022

grandpahoo 

n. One with an intense fear of panties.
The young grandpahoo visibly trembled as he opened the Victoria's Secret catalog.
grandpahoo by Bill Swerski April 1, 2003

goofy ahh grandma 

Grandma of Quandale Dingle, otherwise known as Croissanna Pantaloons got stuck in the elevator on Septemer 11th

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022