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Grammahtology 

The ability to consistently send out emails and other forms of media with misspellings, incorrect or missing words, incorrect or missing punctuation, and all around bad grammar. The proper way to type the word Grammahtology is in italics. One who obtains a mastery of Grammahtology is usually awarded titles signifying their prowess.
Wow, my boss really created a work of art with his latest Grammahtology email:

"This needs to be do onsite, we can scheduled this for next week. Do you have the network cabling in place?"

and

"Did you the cables labeled?"

Examples of titles awarded for Grammahtology mastery: TEH RIHC, The Professor, and The Butcher.
Grammahtology by The SOULution September 15, 2010
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grammatology 

The phenology that all truth can be expressed (retroactively) in terms of language even if language cannot lead to the truth.
In grammatology all truth can be expressed in terms of language if only in retrospect.
grammatology by tomorrowtomorrow January 9, 2019

grammarology 

The study of the grammar
“What are you going to collage for bro” “I need to study up on my grammarology”

grammartologist 

a grammartologist is someone who is really good at spelling (not) and makes up awesome words: aka me!
Ex: Poppy is a grammartologist
grammartologist by pjmjp November 24, 2021

grammartologist 

A grammartologist is someone who is amazing at spelling (not), and makes up really cool words, aka me!
Ex: Poppy is a grammartologist
grammartologist by pjmjp November 24, 2021
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026