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Grammahtology 

The ability to consistently send out emails and other forms of media with misspellings, incorrect or missing words, incorrect or missing punctuation, and all around bad grammar. The proper way to type the word Grammahtology is in italics. One who obtains a mastery of Grammahtology is usually awarded titles signifying their prowess.
Wow, my boss really created a work of art with his latest Grammahtology email:

"This needs to be do onsite, we can scheduled this for next week. Do you have the network cabling in place?"

and

"Did you the cables labeled?"

Examples of titles awarded for Grammahtology mastery: TEH RIHC, The Professor, and The Butcher.
Grammahtology by The SOULution September 15, 2010
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grammatology 

The phenology that all truth can be expressed (retroactively) in terms of language even if language cannot lead to the truth.
In grammatology all truth can be expressed in terms of language if only in retrospect.
grammatology by tomorrowtomorrow January 9, 2019

grammarology 

The study of the grammar
“What are you going to collage for bro” “I need to study up on my grammarology”

grammartologist 

a grammartologist is someone who is really good at spelling (not) and makes up awesome words: aka me!
Ex: Poppy is a grammartologist
grammartologist by pjmjp November 24, 2021

grammartologist 

A grammartologist is someone who is amazing at spelling (not), and makes up really cool words, aka me!
Ex: Poppy is a grammartologist
grammartologist by pjmjp November 24, 2021
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
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An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
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