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Grammahtology 

The ability to consistently send out emails and other forms of media with misspellings, incorrect or missing words, incorrect or missing punctuation, and all around bad grammar. The proper way to type the word Grammahtology is in italics. One who obtains a mastery of Grammahtology is usually awarded titles signifying their prowess.
Wow, my boss really created a work of art with his latest Grammahtology email:

"This needs to be do onsite, we can scheduled this for next week. Do you have the network cabling in place?"

and

"Did you the cables labeled?"

Examples of titles awarded for Grammahtology mastery: TEH RIHC, The Professor, and The Butcher.
Grammahtology by The SOULution September 15, 2010
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grammatology 

The phenology that all truth can be expressed (retroactively) in terms of language even if language cannot lead to the truth.
In grammatology all truth can be expressed in terms of language if only in retrospect.
grammatology by tomorrowtomorrow January 9, 2019

grammarology 

The study of the grammar
“What are you going to collage for bro” “I need to study up on my grammarology”

grammartologist 

a grammartologist is someone who is really good at spelling (not) and makes up awesome words: aka me!
Ex: Poppy is a grammartologist
grammartologist by pjmjp November 24, 2021

grammartologist 

A grammartologist is someone who is amazing at spelling (not), and makes up really cool words, aka me!
Ex: Poppy is a grammartologist
grammartologist by pjmjp November 24, 2021

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026