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A tall, Blonde idiot with an ugly face. They don't eat wet food, and have the mental ability of a derranged Jaffa-Cake-infected Goldfish. And doesn't know a lot, and has lots of blonde moments.
For example
M: I can't drink milk at the moment, it makes me feel ill. it sucks I can't have pizza and ice cream and stuff.
Gragbag: Why? What's wrong with pizza?
M: It has cheese on....
Gragbag: O.o....
M: Cheese has milk in....
Gragbag: OHHHHHHH!!!
Gragbag by WeArePotatoes September 2, 2012
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Name of the original Duke Nukem Theme-Song by Lee Jackson.
Grabbag - Composed and arranged by Lee Jackson (1996)
... come get some!
grabbag by SpherXz February 27, 2007
The act of excessively grabbing in an arena of people which has connotations of physically grabbing someone in a way that implies physical interaction which may involve some sexual interaction.
Wow, look at the amount of women in here, let's go do some grabbage!
Grabbage by MatBrite July 31, 2009

Grabagran 

Grabagran is a term used to describe when a young man "grabs" an elderly woman and then kisses her with excess amounts of tongue.

This technique was originally developed by a man named Graballa.
I think I might go to the bingo tonight and grabagran!
Grabagran by PedroTheNedro January 10, 2008
The size of a woman's breasts and/or her buttocks.
"Damn, that girl's got bare grabbage!"
"Shame, there's not much grabbage on her"
Grabbage by eFmyster March 27, 2008
Something that is not useful or is disliked. Also it can be used to describe someone's horrible skills.
You are grabage at this game.

This food is grabage.
Grabage by Mike Drigz December 8, 2005

Grabbage of the Cabbage 

To gain the privilage of grabbing a female's breasts.
Maybe if your lucky Emily will give you some grabbage of the cabbage!