Gozer the Gozarian Share definition Flag To shoot your load all over her body; face, hair, tits, stomach so that it looks like the Stay Puft Marshmallow man exploded on her. Dude, kleenex wasn't enough! I went Gozer the Gozarian on that bitch! Gozer the Gozarian by Big Choker August 23, 2011 Get the Gozer the Gozarian mug.